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Alternately titled: “Hey, baby. Wanna kill all humans?”
do you ever wake up angry about something
Friendship at it’s finest
I cant stop taking pictures of myself. Ff
Lmfaooo 😂😂😂 “thot plotting”
I don’t like when niggas bring their girls over my house by nasirxsparksher.
The absence of women in history is man made.
So my newspaper photoshopped Kim Jong-Un’s hair onto Benedict and I can’t stop laughing.
WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO
Team Rocket announces their scheme to take over this particular electronics store.
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children.
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did.
WHAT THE FUCk
This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.
if pokemon were real don’t you think catching legendaries would be highly illegal
that would be like coming home with jesus in a ball
Fledgling house sparrow
ever hated someone so much that every time u see them u just wanna
pEOPle WHO CAN WRITE
PEOPLE whO CAN dRAW
PEoPLE WHo CAN wriTE AND DRaW
PEOPLE WHO CAN
PEOPLE WHO CAN CAN
CANS THAT CAN CAN
And then there’s me:
This last.gif. I´m in love.