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quazza: eridone: it feels like someone….. WANTS TO SELL ME...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:12:41 -0400

eridone:

it feels like someone…..

WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

lumi-k: tsundere-and-lightning: gay vampire ghost opera...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:11:46 -0400

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

he looks like a 90’s cartoon villain high on helium

myownequilibrium: awkwardsituationist: 98 year old dobri...

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:03:21 -0400

myownequilibrium:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

Wow.

the-star-stuff: Flag Designs for Earth & The Solar System...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:59:41 -0400

the-star-stuff:

Flag Designs for Earth & The Solar System in 2020 and Beyond

Redittor thefrek has designed a kick-ass series of flags for the Solar System and its planets. But flags, as we all know, change over time. So he’s also created possible revisions for those flags reaching as far as 800 years into the future.

Here you’ll find thefrek’s concept designs for “Earth/Solar flags throughout the future,” but we highly recommend checking out the banners he envisioned for each individual planet, and especially this batch of future-flags from a Martian Revolution, when the Red Planet “declares itself to be the dominant force in the Solar System, and claims all other planets as part of its empire.”

Earth’s flag

2020: Humanity is only present on Earth and the Moon.

2044: Humans have settlements on Earth, the Moon, Mars and its moons, and Ceres.

2087:Two more objects in the Asteroid Belt have been colonized as well as Europa and Venus.

2204: Humans have settled on every large body in the Solar System. Terraforming is well underway on most planets, and interstellar voyages are beginning.

2355: Another star system is incorporated into the Solar Federation.

2412: Another system has been conquered.

2484: The Solar Federation now has too many systems to show them on the flag - Each circle represents one star system, with the Solar System in the centre.

2514: Yet more systems are being settled.

2544: Expansion is occurring at a breakneck pace.

2639: Several different alien races now exist within the Solar Federation, co-existing peacefully with humanity.

2812: 800 years into the future, the Solar Federation is the leading force in the galaxy, with all denizens of our galaxy being given equal representation. Humanity has taken the responsibility to ensure peace and prosperity everywhere in the Milky Way.

Check out more examples of thefrek’s futuristic flag work over on reddit.

comradewodka: so my capstone teammate went to C2E2 this...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:56:09 -0400

comradewodka:

so my capstone teammate went to C2E2 this weekend

and apparently there was a little like, 6 year old girl at her dads booth giving out 2 dollar commissions

so he and one of the other guys in our class asked if she could draw them

she said “portraits are 2 dollars… so thats… 4 dollars” and asked if they wanted to be holding hands

obviously, they said yes

way to get in the game early, gurl! got the right idea

(we got her dad’s contact info and are going to look into paying her for more doodles to use for our game. how cool would that be for her to grow up and look back and her drawings are in a student game? what if we inspire her to work in the industry one day? ahaha)

erdalinci: the rib and serce , Istanbul, 2013

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:53:52 -0400

erdalinci:

the rib and serce , Istanbul, 2013

haleycue: crowcrow: DIY Spring Floral Crowns This is exactly...

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:37:35 -0400

haleycue:

crowcrow:

DIY Spring Floral Crowns

This is exactly what I’ve been looking for my entire life.

samjoonyuh: Some days I feel like Beyonce and some days I feel...

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:49:25 -0400

samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyonce and some days I feel like Rihanna…

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:38:28 -0400

detective-honeymilk: tifferini: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D -...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:40:16 -0400

detective-honeymilk:

tifferini:

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D - Official Trailer (x)

mementomoryo: Just a friendly reminder that Anno and Co....

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:33:53 -0400

mementomoryo:

Just a friendly reminder that Anno and Co. originally intended for Rei Ayanami to creep the hell out of us.

Rei was, for all intents and purposes, a personified backlash against the hordes of 80s and early 90s fanboys who slobbered over female characters, and who figured that having a 2D girl that obeyed your every whim and had no voice as your own personal fuckdoll would be pretty damned sweet.

In other words, they wanted a placid, soulless little girl to wank over.

And Anno delivered. Oh, boy, did he deliver.

fernacular: lumeina: nightmareloki: gokuma: robofillet: yes...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:29:37 -0400

fernacular:

lumeina:

nightmareloki:

gokuma:

robofillet:

yes im a boy

yes i knit things

This guy should be some crazy DC villain…

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE.

oh god someone do this

FERNACULAR

GET ON IT

I think I’ll call him… THE KNITTER!

He robs banks with the help of his little quilted monsters

can anyone put an end to his reign of warm and cozy terror!?

alicelostinneverland: merlinwhosuperpotterlock: I actually...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:28:02 -0400

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

odditiesoflife: Red Beach, China Red Beach is located in the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:27:29 -0400

odditiesoflife:

Red Beach, China

Red Beach is located in the Liaohe River Delta, about 30 kilometers southwest of Panjin City in China. The beach’s unique color is caused by a type of plant called Suaeda vera or Shrubby Sea-blite which is a coastal species that flourishes in the saline-alkali soil. The plant remains green during the summer but in the fall, when the plant has matured, it takes on a deep red color creating a stunning red sea landscape. Most of Red Beach is a nature reserve and closed to the public. Only a small, remote section is open to tourists.

ancgangsta: theabsurditiesoflife: for-the-fail: stanlaughingal...

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:24:53 -0400

ancgangsta:

theabsurditiesoflife:

for-the-fail:

stanlaughingalonewithdoctors:

splattersmudge:

When Peter Pan tells you to grow up you’ve surely got a serious problem.

^

Let’s also give a shout out to that awesome parent who let their son dress however he wanted.

This.

Peter Pan: 1 Douche bag: 0

letsallgotothelobby: natellite: holy shit shut UP

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:22:09 -0400

letsallgotothelobby:

natellite:

holy shit shut UP

sonadows: OH MGY OD OH MY GOD OH YMY GOD OH MY GOD MOH MY GOD...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:48:00 -0400

sonadows:

OH MGY OD OH MY GOD OH YMY GOD OH MY GOD MOH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GO D

tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to “traditional”...

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:40:26 -0400

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

operationaloperations: kuwartzu: xandorasbox: goatkult: ceorf...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:51:07 -0400

operationaloperations:

kuwartzu:

xandorasbox:

goatkult:

ceorfaex:

tothedeathsheadtrue:

whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

HAH!

suck my fuckin’ diiiick

Aren’t katanas and longswords made for different overall purposes tho

Katanas are slasher weapons made for cutting masterfully through human flesh so obviously it’s not gonna get through a fucking longsword which is really fucking thick and heavy and made for beating the shit out of people as well as hacking at armour

A katana would slice the shit out of you guys so idk what the fuck you’re so smug about

^That.

Not only that, but a Katana is much, MUCH lighter so you are able to maintain momentum no matter what angle you are sliding it from for maximum cuttage.

There is like half the steel in the Katana because of that.

Weeaboo who’s never seen a katana before confirmed.

The katana isn’t meant for cutting the way you know it, if you’ve ever seen kendo drills you realize this. The katana is meant for rigid, dodge-based combat between two individuals. This is a style that developed from the limitations of the katana, which was inherently weaker than a European sword due to the poor quality of Japanese iron. The style of combat is to dodge the enemies attacks, not actually parry them.

Meanwhile, European sword combat, based off of the inherently better iron in Europe, was based around parrying the enemy’s attacks while using footwork and a shield to fight many more opponents than yourself. The Hand-And-A-Half sword, the Longsword, the Bastard Sword, the Riding Sword, whatever you want to call it, developed out of the need for a weapon that could block attacks and fight in extremely tight quarters while still being useful in field warfare. The broadsword is just as adept as cutting as the katana is. It isn’t whacking people around, it’s an art and skill developed from hundreds of years of combat.

Both swords have different jobs, but in a straight up fight the katana loses due to the fact that the style of fighting a katana uses depends entirely on the foe’s ability to dodge so that both swords won’t get shattered. The Bastard Sword has no such limitations as the quality of manufacture and iron is far superior.

Peace.

michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:46:03 -0400

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)